Bunny slippers are not as ossum as people say they are. I've had a pair of bunny slippers. Quite frankly, they did nothing for me.
So what if they have floppy ears and whiskers? Real bunnies are cute. Bunny slippers are not. They take up an annoyingly large amount of space. Why would you want to look like you have fat rodents as feet? Seriously. They're dumb.
So what if they have floppy ears and whiskers? Real bunnies are cute. Bunny slippers are not. They take up an annoyingly large amount of space. Why would you want to look like you have fat rodents as feet? Seriously. They're dumb.
Duckie slippers, on the other hand, are just the coolest. They're cute, bright yellow, have cute little orange beaks, and if you're lucky, you'll find a pair with a little bit of hair on the top of it's head. I love my ducky slippers. They keep my feet warmz and they don't take up too much space. What would be even cooler, is if they quacked everytime I walked. I would probably love life then. Who wouldn't want to look down and see two cute little ducks staring up at you? Bunnies are better then ducks.
But ducks in slipper form are better then bunnies in slipper form.
That's just the way life is.
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